Welcome to Cultural Crusades. Tired of stuffy tours that make history feel like a snooze-fest? Well, you’re in luck! We promise to make your tour less ordinary!
We know you’re here on vacation, and understand that ultimately, you’re here to have a good time, not to get a doctorate degree in Ancient Greek history. We’re here to inject some much needed humor and self-deprecating sarcasm into the Ancient Greek world.
So, forget what you knew about pristine white marble temples, malevolent Olympian gods, Greek tragedies, and philosophy. We’ll show you the quirkiness behind the Hellenistic ideals.
Our bespoke tours avoid the overrated tourist traps and overpriced restaurants. Instead, we’ll take you on a Cultural Crusade through the land of souvlaki, ancient ruins, plate smashing, and mythical heroes! We’ll have you laughing at the absurdities of ancient, and contemporary Greeks.
So, buckle up and get ready for an overly sarcastic Cultural Crusade like no other. I reassure you, we’ll survive any unexpected encounters with misplaced Minotaurs… the more perils we overcome on our private tour, the more epic a story we’ll have to share!
Ready to rock and roll? (Get it? Rock = ruins, and roll = tour. Haha, no? Well, I think it’s funny!)
Let’s do some history…
Yours humorously, (on behalf of Cultural Crusades),
Lefterry (Terry) Bellos
